be careful when you fight the monsters

xlypses:

Erik Lehnsherr + tumblr text posts 

08-21-14 2116   via → bravelyon   source: xlypses
MEDEA: Tell me,
How does it feel with my teeth in your heart?
Euripides, Medea (via missastronaut)
08-12-14 3467   via → missastronaut   source: camilla-macauley
07-31-14 5266   via → yoplaitintraffic   source: pipridae
I came out to cause the mass extinction of the human race and I’m honestly feeling so attacked right now
Erik, probably.  (via prettybrilliantfunny)
07-29-14 53   via → prettybrilliantfunny   source: lunalovegouda
07-24-14 5154   via → danedeham   source: erikloser
#i am evil and gay and i love to complain

Professor - To all the student. If you see a man in a cape, do not be afraid. He’s just overly emotional. Also tell him to remove said cape because it tracks mud onto the carpets.

07-23-14 7447   via → meguhime   source: seadeepspaceontheside

astrocas:

Based on The tiny book of tiny stories by Joseph Gordon-Levitt

07-22-14 3769   via → gonzomessiah   source: astrocas

tom-spanks:

[exasperated 90s sitcom character voice] magNetoooo

07-11-14 37862   via → acenaruko   source: tom-spanks

thylaas:

do not fall in love with people like me. i will take you to mansions, and satellites, and monuments, and kiss you in beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like metal in your mouth. i will deflect a bullet into your back and take your sister with me. and when i leave you paralyzed on the beach you will finally understand, why i’m named after a giant magnet.

07-07-14 12961   via → prettybrilliantfunny   source: thylaas

thekingofwinter:

erik shows up 15 minutes late with a sports stadium

07-01-14 7967   via → gonzomessiah   source: thekingofwinter
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