be careful when you fight the monsters
Erik Lehnsherr + tumblr text posts
MEDEA: Tell me,
How does it feel with my teeth in your heart?
I came out to cause the mass extinction of the human race and I’m honestly feeling so attacked right now
Professor - To all the student. If you see a man in a cape, do not be afraid. He’s just overly emotional. Also tell him to remove said cape because it tracks mud onto the carpets.
[exasperated 90s sitcom character voice] magNetoooo
do not fall in love with people like me. i will take you to mansions, and satellites, and monuments, and kiss you in beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like metal in your mouth. i will deflect a bullet into your back and take your sister with me. and when i leave you paralyzed on the beach you will finally understand, why i’m named after a giant magnet.