be careful when you fight the monsters
07-24-14 1322   via → danedeham   source: erikloser
#i am evil and gay and i love to complain

Professor - To all the student. If you see a man in a cape, do not be afraid. He’s just overly emotional. Also tell him to remove said cape because it tracks mud onto the carpets.

07-23-14 3460   via → meguhime   source: seadeepspaceontheside


Based on The tiny book of tiny stories by Joseph Gordon-Levitt

07-22-14 2589   via → folkmessiah   source: astrocas


[exasperated 90s sitcom character voice] magNetoooo

07-11-14 27746   via → seaquin   source: tom-spanks


do not fall in love with people like me. i will take you to mansions, and satellites, and monuments, and kiss you in beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like metal in your mouth. i will deflect a bullet into your back and take your sister with me. and when i leave you paralyzed on the beach you will finally understand, why i’m named after a giant magnet.

07-07-14 12841   via → prettybrilliantfunny   source: thylaas


erik shows up 15 minutes late with a sports stadium

07-01-14 7699   via → folkmessiah   source: thekingofwinter
So I think to myself “what would Charles Xavier do?” and then I do the exact opposite of that
Erik Lehnsherr probably (via puppyseb)
06-30-14 8527   via → bravelyon   source: puppyseb




06-20-14 7538   via → katiekatebishops   source: rouxx

I am no hero. Merely a man who has seen and done and endured what can never be forgotten or forgiven.

06-20-14 2548   via → justastormie   source: shakespearr
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