be careful when you fight the monsters
07-24-14 3247   via → danedeham   source: erikloser
#i am evil and gay and i love to complain

Professor - To all the student. If you see a man in a cape, do not be afraid. He’s just overly emotional. Also tell him to remove said cape because it tracks mud onto the carpets.

07-23-14 4871   via → meguhime   source: seadeepspaceontheside

astrocas:

Based on The tiny book of tiny stories by Joseph Gordon-Levitt

07-22-14 2837   via → folkmessiah   source: astrocas

tom-spanks:

[exasperated 90s sitcom character voice] magNetoooo

07-11-14 28811   via → seaquin   source: tom-spanks

thylaas:

do not fall in love with people like me. i will take you to mansions, and satellites, and monuments, and kiss you in beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like metal in your mouth. i will deflect a bullet into your back and take your sister with me. and when i leave you paralyzed on the beach you will finally understand, why i’m named after a giant magnet.

07-07-14 12892   via → prettybrilliantfunny   source: thylaas

thekingofwinter:

erik shows up 15 minutes late with a sports stadium

07-01-14 7701   via → folkmessiah   source: thekingofwinter
So I think to myself “what would Charles Xavier do?” and then I do the exact opposite of that
Erik Lehnsherr probably (via puppyseb)
06-30-14 8566   via → bravelyon   source: puppyseb

seadeepspaceontheside:

                   ¯\_(ツ)_/¯                   

(x)

06-20-14 7656   via → katiekatebishops   source: rouxx

I am no hero. Merely a man who has seen and done and endured what can never be forgotten or forgiven.

06-20-14 2603   via → justastormie   source: shakespearr
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